Eff The Rain Umbrella

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I’ve always wondered if the weather understands English Language. Well, I f*cking don’t care anymore! There are several times the rains just decide to mess up my day. It could be the day I have an important date or the day I put on my most expensive favorite dress; boom! That’s the day there’s gonna be a heavy downpour. Heavy downpour is often a mood spoiler. I know it’s a general feeling, that is why I am awfully delighted to present to you the perfect way to fu*k up the rain when it intends to mess up your day. Meet the Eff The Rain Umbrella.

Yeah, we have always wished to show the rains the middle finger, now we have the perfect way to express our victory over it. Simply spread out your Eff The Rain Umbrella within seconds when the rain thinks it can catch you unaware. It has a real-time, quick response automatic spread and fold switch ensuring you can have your umbrella up and running in less than 5 seconds!

The Eff The Rain Umbrella is made of 100% super-tough polyester material. Polyester is a special type of fabric that is generally lightweight, durable and extremely water-resistant. We’ve sought for the best of this material in the making of this attention-catching umbrella. It is completely impervious to water.

Featuring a super-strong, highly flexible 38 inches diameter, this Eff The Rain Umbrella won’t bow to sudden stormy winds which is a commonplace when rain is about to fall. This is due to its powerful fiberglass intricately designed frame. Despite its large size, it won’t get damaged by wind.

It comes with a portable pouch that into which you can easily store your Eff The Rain Umbrella when not in use. Don’t be bothered about how wide it is, with just the press of the spread/fold button; your umbrella is flexible enough to be foldable to become so portable such that it would fit into its portable sized pouch without stress.

Walking with your kid, friend or partner, it is large enough to protect you both. This daredevil umbrella is functional in not just Spring alone. It can also be used to shield your delicate skin from the dangerous ultraviolet rays of the inclement sun during Summer. When the sun decides to engage in mischief, simply give it the f*ck off a middle finger!


All orders are shipped within 1 - 5 working days after you placing your order using Usps, Dhl, Royal Mail or ePacket depending on your country or region. Average delivery time frame is between 5 to 20 business days. Please note that holidays season, second outbreak of the epidemic and insufficient terminal transport capacity might impact delivery times. Rest assured that we are doing our best to deliver your products within the specified time. All orders are shipped with a trackable and insured shipping carriers so you can track it every step of the way!
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